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Okt 1
.תירבעב בותכל םג ןתינ הנה
Okt 3 Pie left in Microwave, disappears!
Okt 4 Watched a re-run of Father Ted on Channel 4.
Okt 8 A group of spies are digging a hole in the car park. When challenged claim to be workmen!
Okt 15 Coffee machine broken again! The work of Aliens? I wouldn't like to say.
Okt 16 Nothing happened today.
.םיאבה םיכורבו םולש
 
Okt 17 Discover that all my Oasis CD singles have been placed in the wrong cases... poltergeist activity suspected.
Okt 22 It's raining.
Okt 26 Phone rang - but when answered there was no one there. Is someone playing games with my mind?
Okt 27 A letter I posted to Fox Mulder c/o FBI was returned - "addressee unknown."
Okt 32 Newspaper claims that it's November - Phew! Spooky Oktober is offically over... or is it?

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<DIV class=logo1>Hello</DIV>
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<DIV class=lefthandpage><BR><B>Okt 1</B> Strange lights observed over the
skies of Winnersh.<BR><B>Okt 3</B> Pie left in Microwave,
disappears!<BR><B>Okt 4</B> Watched a re-run of Father Ted on Channel
4.<BR><B>Okt 8</B> A group of spies are digging a hole in the car park.
When challenged claim to be workmen!<BR><B>Okt 15</B> Coffee machine
broken again! The work of Aliens? I wouldn't like to say.<BR><B>Okt 16</B>
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<DIV class=righthandpage><B>Okt 17</B> Discover that all my Oasis CD
singles have been placed in the wrong cases... poltergeist activity
suspected.<BR><B>Okt 22</B> It's raining.<BR><B>Okt 26</B> Phone rang -
but when answered there was no one there. Is someone playing games with my
mind?<BR><B>Okt 27</B> A letter I posted to Fox Mulder c/o FBI was
returned - "addressee unknown."<BR><B>Okt 32</B> Newspaper claims that
it's November - Phew! Spooky Oktober is offically over... or is
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